Say what you will about my alma mater (for my BA and MA degrees), between South Florida’s marijuanna imports and North Florida’s mushroom-friendly climate, FSU students have no shortage of available drugs.
This may have had something to do with why Florida State was regularly at the top of Princeton’s party school list (currently at #6). I can say that it definitely had something to do with why an old college acquaintance of mine back in the day, Marshall Ledbetter, took over the state’s capitol building in 1991, warding off police for five hours with nothing but a bottle of JD in his hands and issuing the following poetic list of demands:
“666 Dunkin’ Donuts
A 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby’s
Extra jalapenos on the side
And a case of Asahi Dry
I wish to speak with Timothy Leary
Lemmy, Jello, and Ice Cube too
Carton of Lucky’s with filters
And bringa CNN news crew…”
Jello Biafra even wrote a song about it, appearing on the LARD album, with an mp3 of it available here.
I bring this up now because of a what sounds like a vaguely similar incident involving Florida State’s potential starting and star quarterback for this year: Wyatt Sexton. On Monday night Sexton was arrested as he ran around the streets in just a pair of wet shorts, occasionally dropping to the ground to do push ups, and claiming that he was “god and the son of god.”
On the drug front, there’s no definitive information on whether they were involved or not, but it probably should have been a bit of a red flag when, in his player profile interview, Sexton listed Bob Marley as one of the folks he’d most want to hang out with.
But even without mind-altering substances, somewhere in the grey zone between deep and loopy religious convictions are nothing new to Florida State football. Coach Bobby Bowden is an outspoken evangelical Christian who caught national attention last month from a speech he gave at the Fellowship of Christian Athletes meeting in Colorado Springs.
In defending Air Force Academy football coach Fisher DeBerry’s organizing of his team around evangelical Christian norms, Bowden said DeBerry was fighting against the U.S. government, “fighting a heck of a battle because he happens to be a Christian, and he wants his boys to be saved. I want my boys to be saved…. We know we’re going to get challenged on it, but that’s what we believe in. I ain’t gonna back down.”
(Props to one of my old religion profs, Leo Sandon, who took Bowden to task for those remarks and the wrongheaded idea that coaches pushing faith on players in a public education institution is at all appropriate.)
Florida State’s truly awful quarterback of the past several years, Chris Rix, was also an evangelical Christian , and he toured with Bowden to give faith-based inspirational speeches. There were rumors and speculation that his religious connections with Bowden were the only thing that allowed Rix to keep his position as starting quarterback. Rix did have this habit of tossing terrible passes in critical situations, chucking the ball high in the air and seeming confident that god would sort it all out… in his favor.
So toss all the drugs and religious fervor together into the pressure cooker of being young and holding the weight of a college football dynasty on your shoulders. Add the pinch of family pressure that Wyatt’s father, Billy Sexton, is FSU’s running-back coach. And now does it seem all so crazy for Wyatt to be running half-naked through the street, dropping to do push-ups and claiming to be god and the son of god? Not so much.
So here’s to Wyatt. I’d sure love it if he could eventually make it back to playing. He was a fantastic quarterback, the best I’ve seen at Florida State in a long while. But mostly I just hope he gets the help, and rest, and break he needs. A repreive from every faith, family, and football pressure imaginable. And maybe some welcomed Gumby’s pizza, and a tasty doughnut or two.