Yes, Wedding Crashers is hilarious. Yes, it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Yes, go see it.
Yes, it doesn’t officially open till Friday. Yes, I saw it tonight at a special screening. Yes, a special screening with special people: Tony Kornheiser was in line in front of me, along with rumors of a Bush family member and the like, though I don’t think that makes sense with their current travels. Yes, I am a rock star.
And yes, I’m so totally trying to glom coolness from where I happened to be and who happened to also be there. Yes, that is pathetic. Yes, it’s not me being cool that got me in, it’s from having cool friends. Yes, they are rockstars. Yes, I’m calling them rockstars partly because of where they got me into. Yes, that too is pathetic. But yes, they’re very good eggs and great folk who I’d consider rockstars even without the cool perks. Yes, really.
Yes, there were burly security people at the door with metal detectors and no tolerance or humor about trying to bring in my digital camera or picture phone. Yes, that means no photos. Yes, it’s very surreal to watch a film while a security guy with nightvision goggles is standing at the front of the theater, scoping you and everyone else out.
Yes there’s a scene both lewd and hilarious enough to rival that scene in There’s Something About Mary. Yes, there’s wildly funny subtle stuff too. Yes, it’s set in DC and MD. Yes, the lead characters are mediators (Yes!). Yes, they really should have had a “mediators do it till everyone is satisfied” sticker show up somewhere.
So yes, go see it.
Yes, that’s the end of this.
Except yes, this was partially inspired by remembering the first book I read when I moved away for college as an undergrad: Fuck, Yes!: A Guide to the Happy Acceptance of Everything.