Yaaarrrgh!
Happy talk like a pirate day… matey.
“Did you just rest Ben on top of you?”
“Yes.”
“But you haven’t showered since we got back from tennis. You’re a smelly mess. He can’t be happy.”
“Sure he is. Ben thinks that daddy’s armpits smell like butterflies.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Well I told him that daddy smells like butterflies, and he’s never seen a butterfly”
“Uh huh.”
“Yeah, so now he’s scared as shit of butterflies.”
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