prod & ponder

Yesterday I commented that, “with all the Harry Potter books and the lag time between film releases, I get confused. Is this the one with Ewoks?”

Well, thanks the wonders of Facebook, friends helped set me straight:

“This is the one where he is molested by the bike shop owner. Mr Drummond gets very upset about it.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t the one with David Bowie?”
“This is the one with Harry’s full frontal nudity. Or Ron’s. I’m not sure which.”
“*I* thought this was the one where he sees dead people.”
“No, no. Hermione falls in love with a hot teenage vampire but Ron, her friend, is revealed as a Native American werewolf and he’s in love with her and they fight and the Ents show up.”
“This is the one where all the students from the Eastern European wizard school are actually vampires and come back to exact revenge for losing the Tri-Wizard cup. The Hogwarts students need to fight them off while also battling rumors that the school is quarantined due to swine flu. I’ve seen Harry’s full frontal nudity. It was artfully shrouded by lighting.”

Well, after all that, of course I had to go see the movie this afternoon, and *spoiler alert* THEY KILL GANDALF!